1. Decide to have sex with the new boy.
2. Check to make sure condom supply is adequate. (Safe sex people)
3. Find empty condom wrappers from last relationship in drawer.
4. Place empty condom wrappers in bathroom trash under all other trash.
5. Show new hottie boy drawer with condoms.
6. Have sex with hottie boy.
7. Hottie goes to throw away condom... lifts all other trash so kids don't find condom.
8. New hottie boy discovers empty condom wrappers.
#3-8 equals epic fail.
Yeah... that's how I roll
